Zuber Brace Scores Golden Boot

Porirua Arena, Sunday – A brace of goals from Lysdexic Untied striker Geri Zuber in Untied’s 7-0 win over Porirua has landed him the league top scorer award for their fifth division league this season. Zuber finished the season with 14 league goals, just one goal ahead of Hogans Heros striker Denis Shuster – who could have won the award but failed to score this week.

The award tops off a fantastic season for Lysdexic Untied, finishing the league fixtures undefeated and graduating to the fourth division league IV.47 courtesy of an automatic promotion.

Zuber is also odds-on favourite to take out his clubs Godlen Boot award, the top scorer for the club in all match types. The presentation of this award will be at the conclusion of the season in a little over a week’s time.

porirua – 0 Lysdexic Untied – 7
Porirua Arena: 12,000
Midfield wretched (low) weak (very high)
Right Defence wretched (very low) formidable (very low)
Central Defence wretched (very high) solid (very low)
Left Defence wretched (very high) excellent (very high)
Right Attack wretched (high) excellent (very high)
Central Attack wretched (low) outstanding (very high)
Left Attack wretched (very low) excellent (very high)
HatStats 57 242
HatStats Defence: 21
Midfield: 18
Attack: 18
Defence: 90
Midfield: 48
Attack: 104
LoddarStats 1.67 15.34
Indirect set pieces
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Attack poor (high) solid (high)
Tactic Normal Normal
Tactic skill (no tactic) (no tactic)
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Average defence wretched (high) excellent (low)
Average attack wretched (low) formidable (high)
Total average wretched (high) solid (high)

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