Still completely battered by the upsetting victory over the Noobs in the cup, this is what manager Schijnwerpers had to say about the upcoming league game against Go Klojo:

Journalist1: “The expectations of the fans aren’t really high. What do you expect yourself?”

Schijnwerper:  “ brrrrwzzz” grumbles and falls asleep “ you bitchezzz…” “what what?”

Journalist1: “ I asked you if you also expect a loss this Sunday against Klojo”

Schijnwerper: “offcourse I’m the boss…pffff, can I have some Vicodin please, my head hurts…”

Journalist2: “ Klojo is the unbeaten leader in the series table, what’s the plan for defeating them?”

Schijnwerper: starts singing ”…follow the leader leader leader, follow the leader ,…”

Journalist 3: “Can You at least tell us what the line-up is going to be?”

Schijnwerper: “allright” – takes out a crumbled paper out of his pocket – “in the goal: a pint of Carlsberg, midfield: vodka on the wings and martini in the middle, we’ll have 3 shots of Tequila in defence and some peanuts in offence”

Schijnwerpers crashes on the floor, the journalists leave the room with more questions than earlier.