The magnificent city of Hyderabad in Andhra Pradesh, India has been a home away from home for the Falcons for the past week. Following an overall successful season, players and management were truly enjoying some time off, taking in the many sights, sounds and smells the fabulous “City of Pearls” had to offer. Falcon veteran midfielder, Swede Evair Cisneros, was for instance seen visiting the Chowmahalla Palace with several of his young protégés in tow. And the Mediterranean section of the team – known as ‘Club Med’ to the other players [or Portuguese goalkeeper Pedro Luis Azevedo, Spanish defender Pacia Tarrats, Greek striker Savvas Kolevas and Italians Alberto Saputo (FW), Manuele Prestandrea (IM) and Ivano Liponi (WB)] – could be observed strolling through the ancient Laad Bazaar, known for its traditional bangles or churi. But despite this extravaganza prickling all possible senses, the Falcon players and management could not dispel a nagging feeling at the back of their mind…
Where was the manager? What had happened to the boss? Why, oh why wasn’t the gaffer with them in India?
Some suggested that he had accompanied former Falcon defender Petr Čekal to Krakow, following Petr’s transfer to Krosnianka Karpaty Krosno last week. It was rumoured that he spent the weekend comparing Czech, Polish, English and Belgian beers with fellow managers Leebebbs (Renaissance FC) and Hubeq (Krosnianka Karpaty Krosno)… Some claimed that he was seen on Saturday lunch time in Chomutov, following FK Chomutov’s relegation qualifier and chatting with manager BelsanMichal – Horus70’s choice for ‘manager of the season’ in the ongoing HTU Awards… Some thought he had journeyed up the Nile, to parley with the falcon god Horus in his sanctuary in the temple of Edfu (Upper Egypt) on the coming season and a possible change of training regime… Some whispered that he had returned to that galaxy far, far away, from where he had originally come. ‘Belgium’, some thought it was called… And some said the manager was just a figment of their imagination and had never been anywhere near the Falcon Nest.
But what had truly happened to Falcon-manager Horus70? An anonymous source close to the heart of the Falcon management finally let slip, after several beers in his local hangout in Žižkov, that the gaffer had travelled to faraway Gyeonggi-do (South Korea) instead – to meet with Paquebot, manager of AS Uijeongbu 07, and MS-Hojris, heading MS Odense. It is rumoured that the managers held long discussions on the concept and practical organisation of the soon to be inaugurated HTUM Youth League and that until the wee hours of morning…
The truth of the matter might never be revealed (even though it is out there)… But whatever it was that kept Horus70 from the team these last few days, when the manager finally joined his faithful in India for the very last game of the season against powerhouse Langer House, he came bearing gifts. As he was not Greek, these gifts were warmly received!(*) As a result of Horus70’s visit to South Korea, the team will soon be outfitted with wonderful new kits, courtesy of the skilful kit-designer Paquebot and the GMC (General Managers Club). What do they look like? Only the players and a few selected members of the team management seem to know for now… All will be revealed…soon…
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(*) Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes; in English better known as “Beware of Greeks Bearing Gifts” – one of the most catchy phrases in Publius Vergilius Maro’s Aeneid; the legendary story of Aeneas and his journey from Troy to Italy. In the Aeneid the gift was not a new team outfit but a wooden horse… (a different time and a different place…)




