News from Raszków & Suðuroy
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Saxons Step It Up A Gear

Update (21/05/13 @ 23:35 HT Time)

You will see in the article below that the Saxons are on a bit of a roll, but we thought we would update this post with a brief report on what happened this evening and two events coming up tomorrow (22/05/13). ‘The Special One’ didn’t even bother putting out 10 players in this evening’s ladder match against opponents Olsgarður IF. Olsgarður IF are managed by DrPOMO whose first team are based in Sweden, currently residing in the Swedish 4th Division. DrPOMO was the national coach for Sweden and assistant coach for Sweden for many years. His team’s trophy cabinet is bursting though he seems to have reduced his squad in quality massively with them now having an average TSI of less than 1000. His financial situation must be extremely healthy however. Nevertheless, despite this huge amount of HT experience his team went down 6-0 at the hands of the 10 Saxon men. Scorers were:

1 - 0 Sławomir ‘Tiger’ Łysoń 28′
2 - 0 Gilles ‘Maestro’ Courbin 32′
3 - 0 Natalino ‘Sidewinder’ Zol 33′
4 - 0 Sławomir ‘Tiger’ Łysoń 38′
5 - 0 Gilles ‘Maestro’ Courbin 79′
6 - 0 Alberto Federico Uhrich 84′

Very pleasing to see growing fans favourite Zol continuing to get on the scoresheet, as well as the Tiger continuing his amazing run of goals from midfield alongside the Maestro. Seems like the two are enjoying their twilight years in the Faroe Islands. Long may it continue yet! When asked to comment, Hjørleif ‘The Special One’ Sólheyg would only say:

Yes, it is true, we have now been undefeated in 10 games with only 1 draw. Tonight we did not even send out a full compliment. A minor slip-up? No… a deliberate tactic on my part. I need to know how the team will play if we are ever down to 10 men. Tonight I got 90 minutes of that experience and it was beautiful.

Are we one of the best platinum teams in the Faroe Islands? Right now, yes. In fact possibly the best. However we know that it is only a small matter of time before the others catch up. We do though have a distinct head start. We need to capitalise on that and keep the momentum going. As I have said all along, our youth players is where this team will be built and anyone in the current squad is playing for their future here. At the moment, I am very happy with all their efforts.

Tomorrow then sees another tournament ladder game with the Saxons currently sitting in 2nd place in Suðuroy (admittedly containing only 4 teams on the ladder currently), and up to 36th place in the Føroyar ladder (containing 48 teams currently). The challengers tomorrow are VictoriA AnnA SprinG. Expect nothing else than a Saxons win, but possibly not a high scoring game due to the quality of the opposition goalkeeper. We also have round 2 of the cup tomorrow, and the Saxons are up against a Bot team. Expect this also to end in a win for the Saxons, taking ‘The Special One’s’ undefeated streak to 12 ahead of the weekend league game against Suðuroy ÍF (another team turned Bot). At least it’s shooting practice for the trainees.

The Lost Saxons News

It’s been all go since the 9-0 cup win for The Lost Saxons on 15th May. Since then, two tournament matches, a single challenge match, an inaugural league game, another ladder match and a tournament game have all been played. Not one game has been lost, with a hugely entertaining game against Camberwell FC earlier today resulting in a 2-2 draw in the Upst★rters Cup.

Saxons have played just one game in the Føroyar ladder, and won it convincingly 3-0 against Bobbis, a team who are also present in the Saxons league series. The Saxons then tore FC Sandvik apart with a 3-1 victory in the Suðuroy tournament ladder. Saxons then played their third match in recent history against FC Tranquebar and came away with a much deserved victory winning 5-2. Huge changes to strengthen the Saxons squad have paid benefits, with Tranquebar having won the previous two encounters easily.

The league campaign got off to a flyer, but it was expected to against such weak opposition. The first game was won 7-0. The scorers were:

1 - 0 Sławomir ‘Tiger’ Łysoń 2′
2 - 0 Henry ‘Happy’ Haraldsen 6′
3 - 0 Høskuldur ‘The Ice Man’ Hilduberg 7′
4 - 0 Natalino ‘Sidewinder’ Zol 53′
5 - 0 Gilles ‘Maestro’ Courbin 60′
6 - 0 Natalino ‘Sidewinder’ Zol 75′
7 - 0 Henry ‘Happy’ Haraldsen 83′

Saxons have since played FC Sandvik once more and again come away with a 3-1 victory cementing their superiority. This brings us up to date with the 2-2 draw against Camberwell FC which saw tremendous nerves in the last 5 minutes for both teams.

Tomorrow sees two more teams challenging the Saxons in the Faroe Islands ladder tournaments. At 11:40am we will play Acuatos FC and then later in the evening we will play Olsgarður IF. As if this wasn’t enough football, the next day sees the Saxons return to Faroe Islands Cup action against Suðuroy Ítrottarfelag (a bot team)… anyone for round 3?

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Raszków Revival News

Coach Temmink prepared for Revival’s first league game by playing two games behind closed doors against quality opposition. The first ended in a 3-1 defeat to Vi Flaesker Jer and the next a 2-0 loss to Greenpoint United. Despite being beaten, both games gave Temmink invaluable information to enable him to pick the side that went out and defeated Spotico Kraśnik 3-0 at the Raszków Arena on Sunday last. Having never gained a point against Sportico, this has started Revival off on the best possible foot for finishing in the top 2 teams this season… can they do the dream? Time will ultimately tell.

Tomorrow sees a return to Golden League action with a GL4 game against newcomer team Londoner Tricolor. Reserve coach Richard Navis will have the opportunity to play a lot of the younger and untested signings from recent weeks as the Polish club look to get off to a winning start in the most prestigious competition on HT and HU. We will have more about this match following the result.

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Giachello says: “Temmink’s Lost His Bottle!”

Self-proclaimed reformed sinner Valentino Giachello has launched a scathing attack on the manager of the Chairman’s other club. On the receiving end of the verbal volley is Elco ‘Showboat’ Temmink. Giachello said:

He’s won nothing. Sure, he saved them from relegation but how many times can you claim that as a success and not sound desperate? We have the utmost respect for Temmink’s, but he hasn’t delivered the gold. Our manager however, fills me with confidence.

Giachello refers of course, to the one who calls himself ´Special´…

Hjørleif ‘The Special One’ Sólheyg

Hjørleif is totally focused on winning our first trophy at the first attempt and I have to say I have every faith in him and the the squad he is assembling. Other managers would have buckled at the decisions he has had to make in the past 24 hours.

Putting Sabat, one of the jewels of this baby team, up for sale and using the funds to immediately bring in 3 class players to help strengthen the back line is stunningly confident. Together with the talent in midfield he has secured, we now embark on a season of training our young attackers and preparing the young Wulves in our youth team.

Temmink has not responded but these comments may open old wounds between two club presidents who might have preferred for past feuds to remain in the past. Whether the Chairman will step in is unclear. One thing is transparent though, Giachello May be reformed, but he is as outspoken and ambitious as ever. Can the Special One now walk the walk… we shall see.

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It’s ALL Been Goin’ Down!

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Faroe Islands Cup Round 1: Huldan 0-9 The Lost Saxons

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Despite a rain soaked pitch, the Saxons recorded a positive result in the first round of the Løgmanssteypið (Faroese Cup) and from the gate receipts immediately went to work signing the player fans are immediately calling ‘Tiger’ due to his ferocious looks and ‘hopefully’ style of play. This seems in complete contrast to the already recognised sublimity of Gilles ‘Maestro’ Courbin, who has been delighting Saxons fans pre-season with beautiful goals and assists from midfield. He may not have scored today, but he was ‘yet again’ voted Saxons outstanding player.

“Naturally I am very happy with today’s victory. We look forward to the next game in the cup of course, but first we ‘ave a very important league series to kick-off at the weekend.”

When asked about the new signing who could potentially be lining up alongside him in midfield in the league, Gilles replied:

“Perhaps he will do all the running and I will have more time on the ball… now that is a frightening prospect for the opposition, non?”

Perhaps though, the man with the biggest smile after today’s result was Henry ‘Happy’ Haraldsen the four goal hero and first ever Saxons player to record a hattrick in the history of the club (however short that might be!)

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Henry ‘Happy’ Haraldsen – 4 goals

Vagnur ‘Smilin’Assassin’ í Ambardali – 2 goals

Kristoffur ‘Messi’ á Nesi – 1 goal

Pauli ‘Peppi’ Petersen – 1 goal

Høskuldur ‘The Ice Man’ Hilduberg – 1 goal

 

Elsewhere, the founding club of Saxons Chairman Leebebbs, Raszków Revival, narrowly missed out on a replay going down 1-0 at home to the much superior (on paper) Narodowe Siły Zbrojne from the Polish 6th Division. Despite having superior possession, Raszków’s team didn’t have a single shot on goal in either half despite the opponents losing a midfielder to a red card. This means Revival are now free for GL4 action and may be playing London Tricolor or losing GL3 finalists Rising Vikings next week – watch this space!

UPDATE ON THE BOTZEN SAGA

Club officials say that Elco Temmink gave up on signing Sicco ‘The Gun’ Botzen last night after the former striker’s demands proved too much. Temmink, not wanting for his nickname of Showboat to lack merit, immediately acted upon several tip-offs from colleague overseas Pierpaolo Scavo and signed a group of young and talented strikers who will be plunged into league and tournament action straight away. The purchases have been financed by the sales of last season’s first-team strike duo of Nestor Susloparov and Ernst Guichelaar, as well as the young talent of Jan Lenartowski who sold earlier today for over 2.3 million zlotys.

Here is the round-up:

OUT & IN

15.05.2013 (1/52) Julien Houdin Bought 1 200 000 zł

(300 000 $)
3 110 Report this transfer to the staff
15.05.2013 (1/52) Jan Lenartowski Sold 2 325 600 zł

(581 400 $)
2 280 Report this transfer to the staff
14.05.2013 (1/52) Patrizio Marasca Bought 1 415 760 zł

(353 940 $)
4 330 Report this transfer to the staff
14.05.2013 (1/52) Pieter Qvist Bought 196 000 zł

(49 000 $)
1 160 Report this transfer to the staff
14.05.2013 (1/52) Nestor Susloparov Sold 500 000 zł

(125 000 $)
3 950 Report this transfer to the staff
14.05.2013 (1/52) Ernest Guichelaar Sold 1 500 000 zł

(375 000 $)
9 140 Report this transfer to the staff
14.05.2013 (1/52) Maitri Janmin Bought 252 000 zł

(63 000 $)
1 390 Report this transfer to the staff
14.05.2013 (1/52) Georgi Iliev Bought 100 000 zł

(25 000 $)
950 Report this transfer to the staff

Raszków face last season’s league rivals Sportico Kraśnik at the Raszków Arena on Sunday, with nothing less than a win on Elco ‘Showboat’ Temmink’s mind. However, will the new signings up front have what it takes at such an early stage of their career to deliver on any chances the Revival midfield can provide them? It won’t be easy, but from such humble beginnings legends are born. Who should we be looking out for?

Julien Houdin, 18 years old, France

Julien was signed on the evening of 15th May for 1.2 million zlotys and looks to be an exciting long-term prospect with a great character and even some leadership skills present. Already an accomplished winger and passer, Temmink will be looking for him to sharpen his shooting boots and become the club’s first choice attacker. Who will challenge him in this role?

Patrizio Marasca, 20 years old, Italy

Patrizio is quite the all-rounder. His trademark white headband has made contact with a lot of crosses and made sure that the end result is a positive one in his short time as a professional footballer. Signed from Pork Chop Express in Sicilia, Patrizio looks set to begin up front against Kraśnik.

Pieter Qvist, 19 years old, Denmark

The technically gifted Dane has spent most of his early career out wide, but will now begin developing his skills in a more central role for Raszków. However, it is likely that for the time being, Pieter will be allowed time to blossom in the Golden League campaign without the pressure of the national press bearing down on him in Division 8.

Georgi Iliev, 20 years old, Spain

Another great header of the ball, Georgi is in a similar vein to Pieter in that he is comfortable out wide. He too looks set for learning the centre forward trade in Golden League fixtures this season at least.

Maitri Janmin, 19 years old, Thailand

Not so controversial as the last of Temmink’s signings from Prathet Thai (anyone remember ‘The Assassin’?), Maitri is a very skilled and technically gifted midfielder, winger and striker. Is this Ryszard ‘The Fox’ Szymkiewicz’s competition for the defensive forward role at Raszków? They do say competition is healthy, and it could prove fruitful for Temmink too at this rate.

Alexandre Adão Jacobsen, 17 years old, Brazil

We thought we would include Alex as it seems that Temmink has a plan for this talented young winger from the academy of Los Mejores. Signed ever so quietly on the 1st of May, Jacobsen has yet to debut for Raszków but expect to see him feature in either the league of GL4 game this week for sure. An exciting if somewhat unknown prospect for Noblemen to consider!

Anyone else?

We’d be lying if we didn’t think some of the names above didn’t have stiff competition coming up through the youth ranks in the Young Charlemagnes’ Fire academy. Add to your bookmarksKasper Krzywdziński, Jakub Chrząstek, Szymon Goś and super talent Jacek Kirpsza all have more than a twinkle in their eye and a titbit of talent in their toes and could themselves become the next big thing in GL history knocking all the latest signings well and truly off their pedastals… we for one, cannot wait to see who will come out on top. What a season to come!

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The Battle for Botzen

BREAKING NEWS FOR REVIVAL FANS!

Financial director Teofil Aneszko has just announced the club has launched a bid to bring former Flaming Wodkas and MS Odense striker Sicco ‘The Gun’ Botzen back to Raszków. To finance the move the club have allowed both first team forwards Guichelaar and Susloparov to open talks with interested parties, as well as recently promoted young talent Jan Lenartowski. We expect the bidding to climax between 18:00 and 19:00 hours today.

“How could we not try to sign a clear talent like Sicco with time on his side?” was coach Temmink’s only comment as he entered the training grounds earlier this morning. Revival have currently bidded unsuccessfully 3 times and a lot depends on other negotiations.