MSO/FCT Chairman Hojris In Drunken Stunt?

This image purports to show HTUM Fed founder Hojris in a drunken stupor: is all as it seems?

An image was mailed through to HUP this evening, apparently showing MSO and Football Club Tranquebar President and HTUM Federation Founder Johnny ‘Hojris’ Hansen in an alleyway spraying graffiti onto the walls and staggering as if not in control of his own movement, most likely due to alcohol or narcotics. The HUP phonelines have been hot all evening, but closer analysis of the picture suggests that all may not be as it seems.

The image was taken some time not long after The Lost Saxons managed a hugely damaging win against Football Club Tranquebar in the Golden League fixture last Tuesday (27th July), and the graffiti in the image reads: “BACON! Spek-takular win.”

Now, we know that Bacon is a significant commodity in Denmark, the home nation of Mr. Hojris, but why would he be celebrating a defeat to one of the original Platinum team rivals to FCT? It makes no sense to us. With this in mind, we await further analysis of the image to find out the true story. Do any of you have any ideas about the real background to this image? Let us know in the comments section.

In other news

Raszków Jazz suffered a significant setback in the title challenge early on Sunday morning after squandering a 2-0 lead with ten minutes to go. The Jazz are now 5 points off top spot and it looks unlikely they will be able to turn this around in the six remaining games.

In England, The Lost Saxons continued their dominance in division V.171 as they took apart bot team Fallen Chelsea with a score of 10-1. At half-time, it looked like further goals may be hard to come by with the score standing at 4-1, but the Saxons fans went home happy in the end. Saxons now have a +15 goal advantage over second-placed Rochdale United. Rochdale face a tricky fixture against Ascalon next weekend, with Saxons looking to revenge recent dropped points against Barnet Forever, who lost 4-0 to Rochdale United themselves earlier.

Stateside, and NYC Peregrines went down 2-0 against arzei halevanon in the league, though Brisko Boumann is steadily building an all-round even sector team, and looks to be following in the footsteps of The Saxons as he is focusing on bringing through youth players who are being trained in midfield. One big difference between NYCP and The Saxons though, is that the English team already had established wingers before the inner training began. It will be interesting to see where Peregrines finish this season, and what the season beyond holds for them and their fans.

We finish tonight then, with one final comment on the picture we started with, and it comes from Alin Badiu. Alin, former Youth League predictor-extraordinaire and former RFC-TV commentator alongside Ernst-Jan Bracké, had this to say:

MON DIEU! MONSIEUR HOJRIS! POURQUOI!? POURQUOI!