Club Criticism Archive

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Finally some stability?

It seems as though the chaos that has surrounded the Flaming Wodkas FC for the past weeks, months… some would say seasons may now finally have ebbed and the club itself seems ready to enter a period of stability. What is the reason or reasons for this? We take a deeper look.

Firstly, the instability at the very top of the club looks to finally have been solved. Club owner Mr. B had recently sold 49% of his stake to the somewhat unpopular Roses Foundation. After huge accusations on MSO blog from former Wodkas manager and Renaissance FC President Aldopaolo Peroni, the Roses Foundation received an impressive buy out offer from Black Industries (as mentioned in our earlier post) and left their places in the club after only a few weeks. With a new President due to be voted in at the start of March, and with the boardroom a stable place once more this is our first reason for a period of calm in the little Lower Silesian club.

Secondly, the team is clearly focused on the direction in which it is headed. Almost symbolically the club is keen to shed it’s Flaming Wodkas image and all the controversy that went with that name and will be renamed Raszków Revival thus finally bringing recognition to the small village in the South-West of the country not far from the Czech border.

Our next reason is the recognition of continuity that coach Temmink continues to show with his purchases and the resilience to keep to the homegrown programme. That does not mean that all youth players are guaranteed first-team survival, as was shown with Kalasanty Nakielski recently, but it does show that if you have the potential and the right temperament you will be given a chance. That has happened this week with Marcin ‘Bad Cheese’ Ostapowicz, who despite his unfortunate and rather cryptic nickname in the dressing room, will be given a central midfield role against visiting MS Odense in the Golden League. He was delighted when we spoke with him:

Obviously we’re not at the level of the Danish team and our recent 3-1 win was special because it was so unexpected. I don’t think we’ll come close to repeating that, and I myself have a lot of work to do to get close to my own team mates first. It gives us huge confidence to know that the boss is willing to play us even though it means he won’t get a result. This game is about more than results though. It’s an anniversary game in many ways as it’s 5 seasons since the Wodkas launched an almost impossible comeback in their first GL game with MS Odense, narrowly losing 3-4. It was this club’s 2nd only GL game and this will be my first. I truly can’t wait.

My nickname? *He laughs* It happened recently when we were taking part in the B2B training program in Odense and the youth team were an intrinsic part of the coaching sessions from Scavo’s team of staff under MSO guidance. Their club owner greeted and met with us and he joked with me that my Polish surname was a bit like a particularly bad Danish cheese, Ost, and so my mates nicknamed me Bad Cheese. I don’t mind it. It’s unique and I think team’s will not relish having to play Bad Cheese in a few years from now.

Aside from young Ostapowicz and players like him being given a chance, there is also a clear desire to continue recruiting players of a similar type on the transfer market. Kai Rheino Rheinheimer has been an undoubted hit since his signing from Vi Flaesker Jer in November 2012, and will continue to be so despite him getting nearer to 40 years of age. The club though made a clear indication of their desire to find his replacement earlier today when they signed 19 year old unpredictable Dutch striker Bert Jan Fens. Coach Temmink said:

Bert, along with Gabi (Buhoci) will be two players we will be focusing on in our scoring training in a few seasons from now. Before then however, we will make an extra slot for Bert. Gabi is already receiving playmaking training and Bert will now join him. That does mean however, that we will have to give some players an opportunity to move on. We also have to bear in mind the talents coming through in the youth team, with Lenartowski one in particular we are keen to promote in our reserves. He is due for promotion in 4 weeks from now and we may keep him in the youth team for a while after to ensure his full potential. It does however mean that there are a couple of players playing for their futures in this season. There will only be 1 slot available once this campaign is over. What more motivation do you need?

With a long-term plan in hand, the case for stability seems to grow. Having trained Primdahl, Sieniawski and Muller in defence for a capable back three in the league, along with roles for homegrown wing-back Krzysztof Jamrozy and Sebastien Coquerel, the back line of the Wodkas seems ready to adapt to the remainder of the Division 8 campaign. Having already secured 2 wins and currently in 3rd place, and with the midfield undergoing training every week it seems like more points will be picked up despite the inevitable losses that will come, most likely next week against 1st placed Moniuszki. However, with Odachowski and Rheinheimer leading the line, and young signing Jan Fens in the shadows, the overall performance of the team appears to be quite respectable. Relegation looked a certainty… but the team now looks like they may be in with a chance of finishing mid-table even this early on. Surely this wasn’t the scenario when all those experienced midfielders were sold before the season began?

So, stability in the board room, a sound long-term training plan, a healthy squad, a youth team full of promise and potential due to mature and a rebranding to disassociate the club with the controversies of the past… looks like the name Revival could be very apt indeed.

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Mejores Continue War

Official statement tonight from prime suspects in the recent press conference debacle. Ernst-Jan Bracke and Alin Badiu have provided the following statement to FWFC blog:

We would both like to unequivocally apologise to the board and the fans of Flaming Wodkas for our behaviour the other evening. We have both decided that for the benefit of the club and the fans, we will remain away from the team and boardroom for an indefinite period. We need time to ourselves now. We are very much in love and have been ever since we first shared a commentary desk at RFC-TV. Work had taken its toll of late until things came to a head the other night and what happened, well it happened. We are both very happy, but now wish to remove ourselves from the limelight as we spend the rest of our lives getting to know each other better and thus allow the club to get on with the important projects it is engaged in and the search for success on the field. Once more, thank you for our time and your well wishes and our sincere apologies to the club.

In closing, we would also like to state categorically that Kai Rheinheimer has nothing to do with this situation and we are very disappointed with the behaviour of Los Mejores trying to discredit a Golden League legend such as Rheino. In many respects, we agree with the sentiments of Mr. Rheinheimer even if we do not necessarily agree with the language he used. However, considering how the Brazilian club have acted we support him wholeheartedly. Nobody should be allowed to be bullied like Adriano was. Well done for sticking up for him Kai, sorry that you ended up on the receiving end too.

Regards

Ernst-Jan Bracke & Alin Badiu

However, the disgraceful behaviour continued tonight in the youth game between Los Mejores Junior and Young Charlemagnes Fire. With the score at 1-0, Daniel Chajewski was about to score the equaliser on 74 minutes when “…he seemed disturbed by the way the defenders talked to him and, not knowing what to do, hoofed the ball.”

We have learnt that unbelievable insults were hurled at the young Fire player which then enraged our young lads to the degree that they could not continue to concentrate on the final 15 minutes, with the game then going to a 3-0 home win instead of a deserved draw. This simply cannot continue.

The behaviour of Los Mejores at all club levels, from boardroom to youth department is deplorable, and something needs to be done. Enough of attack after attack on the Wodkas for being in these situations – of course we are. We are a small team and an easy target, but we will NOT lie down and accept this cr*p.

Come on GL – sort them OUT!

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Wodkas Shaken, Not Stirred

The Flaming Wodkas FC was last night thrown into the glare of the global spotlight as embarrassing scenes at Tuesday night’s press conference left the club without a President and facing possible Golden League Council action. Of more concern to club Chairman Mr. B will be the repair work he now has to do to the mess facing him in Raszkow. The Chairman is due to fly in to Wroclaw from the UK later today and has already organised a crisis meeting with the remaining board members.

Speculation has linked the Wodkas with an outside takeover bid following the amazing scenes on Tuesday evening. The reserve team manager and players were unavailable for comment following their great 2-1 away win in Germany, but first team coach Elco Temmink left the press conference wondering what he had been witness to. Can the club regain any sort of composure before the weekend’s league game against chelsea london 1793? It may be the very distraction that is needed.

Questions have been asked of late why the Wodkas seem to get dragged into or be at the centre of so much controversy during the past 12 months. This is a problem now facing the board, and let us hope they rectify things soon. There had been a lot of positives of late, good results, co-operation with other clubs and consistency in the squad… but now where do we go?

Critics are putting their point of view from all corners, but it will be the verdict of Ova Dunn that will ultimately determine what punishment the parties involved since the beginning of this spat should receive. If anything, it will be a first true test of the GL council, but how impartial will it be considering that 2 of the council board members are from the 2 clubs involved?

What of the two players at the centre of this mess also? They have both received in club fines and punishments, but last night it seemed that neither had fully repented. Should the GL set up a boxing match between the two antagonists? Punishments could be severe.

At the end of the day, nobody has come out of this in a good light, but it could be the chance the GLC needs to impose its authority and stamp its presence on the competition, which can only be a good thing… right?

More on this as we have it, either here or from reaction on other blogs.

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Rheino BLASTS Aguado!

“WHAT A DISGRACE!”

Kai ‘Rheino’ Rheinheimer has responded angrily (to say the least) to the “LIES” and “DAMNED LIES” on the Los Mejores blog made by 19 year old midfielder Clodoaldo Aguado. Rheino’s comments are not for the faint-hearted, and some have been *blanked* for fear of offending wider audiences. Here is the response from the Flaming Wodkas and former Vi Flaesker Jer legend.

“Aguado or Pinocchio, potato potato! If that guy lies any more he will hold the highest building in Rio when he looks up into the sky!

Pinocchio-guy is saying that Adriano is disrespecting him, but if he started gathering his legs a bit, the ball wouldn’t get through that many times! And please, with all due respect for Adriano, he is not much of  a tackler…Yeah, I know he’s Italian, but the only thing raw in him is his finesse! Even I lose my breath when he reveals his skills and potential on the training field – and that’s on a daily basis! He’s a pure talent joggling the ball a 100 times with his left little toe if you ask him to!

And frankly….If you ask me…and you do – Pinocchio should start acting like a true Brazilian and treat us all with details as only Brazilians can!…. But guess what!? Pinocchio is having a real hard time doing that as no one in the Los Mejores team knows how to play football!!…I mean, give them a ball and they go to the f***ing beach! …and when they get there they all say “Where’s Loona!?”

That guy ‘Aguado Pinocchio something’dinho’ should start doing what he is paid to do – though it means he only will play in the B-squad – instead of all this yappidi-yap. Despite the fact that he has no horns he reminds me of a bull with all that sh*te he unloads all the time!

Oh wait, the reason he has no horns is that he is a cow! He’s such a sissy, wimpy, pansy, softy. whiner….

What a disgrace – give me a break!”

As for Casaburi, the club have released a statement on his behalf. Adriano is reported to have stated:

“I’m really disappointed but not surprised by Aguado’s comments. I was booked for lifting my boot in the game against Los Mejores but it wasn’t intentional, it was a lack of experience and I mistimed the tackle. The referee rightly booked me and we got on with the game. I apologised to their players in the dressing room after the game. Everything seemed amicable. It is strange that only now Aguado sees this as an issue.

This is a perfect example of what my article on the Wodkas blog was referring to. I did not name anybody in the piece, but he has reacted. Does that not say a lot? I do not have the talent that he has… yet. I will do, and I will have the better attitude on the pitch also. You cannot come out and say things like this.”

The Flaming Wodkas are alleged to be considering contacting new Golden League President Ova Dunn regarding this matter, and it could be the first interesting case for the recently elected Golden League Council.

*Special thanks to C for the creative input regarding Mr. Rheinheimer in this report*