Curl it like Colston

Staff at Strollers Youth Academy have been fighting off the press who had gathered to find out more about young prodigy Carl Colston. The sheer amount of interest has created a health and safety risk at the club, so in order to appease journalists desperate to know more about this young man, we present his status here:



Chairman Swift is rumoured to have already purchased a new, larger wallet ready to pocket his share of the impending cash bonanza that is surely to come the clubs way sooner or later.

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