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Christmas Souvenirs

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Xmas!

Sunneva Gunnlaugsdóttir,
Spokesperson for Tundra Axle FC

Good news! The purple Tata pickup has been repaired so the club shop is back on the road in time for christmas. We will be at the Whelm Town christmas market this weekend, and Dóra the driver will gladly stop anywhere – so if you see her around just flag her down for those last minute stocking fillers. As well as replica shirts we have a range of souvenirs including matchday programmes, keyrings, purple slinkys, dartboards with pictures of the old club owners on it, souvenir purple dustbins, signed pictures of the manager (presently they are greyed out until our finances are improved, then we will offer colour ones), and a whole host of purple things including pyjamas and purple santa outfits. Look out for Dóra and the purple Tata pickup! And remember, there is a free replica shirt for anyone who can give the Tata a tow to the garage if Dóra can’t get it started.