A wicked plot has been uncovered by local Oceanian and Australian Government outlets Today in what seems to be the work of a brand new Hattrick ‘Underworld’, ‘Secret Service’ or possibly better known as an ‘Australian Mafia’…
And this information has then been leaked to the rest of the Australian Press via the Sky News Channel here on our Subscription Television market, infact such a big story and or event that this has become in such a short space of time, that Sky News has created its very own Digital Channel dedicated to this story and it’s running 24/7 as we speak.
This below as we cut into its LIVE broadcast, is 1 such story as told by 1 of its more experienced reporters..
“It is believed to be involved with the ongoing saga that is the HTUM Fed Blog Wars, and basically the heart of the issue is the current Season 3 of the HTUM FED Golden League..
We found out today that Season 3 has reached ‘Breaking Point’ with the hype at its max, plus lies, lies and more damn lies.. have been told by many about all sorts of issues, 1 of which may have been taken to heart by 1 of its less active bloggers in manager WozzaNoski, General Manager and Owner of EVIL INCORPORATED in Oceanian Div V.
Apparently a Senior HTUM blogger who goes by the name of ‘leebebbs’ described him as a ‘female’ and as you can imagine WozzaNoski has … as we believe.. taken matters into his own hands..
These Blog Wars have stretched out over many different nations and HTUM blogs of late and we feel it wont be coming to an end anytime soon… unless… as we believe.. a CATASTROPHIC EVENT may be unfolding over in Europe as we speak…
Over the last few days we have captured many photographs and recorded many conversations via our listening devices, that involved the ‘masterminds’ of this so called ‘Australian Mafia’..
Sunday just gone we saw manager WozzaNoski quickly turn his Super-Screen off and leave his ‘finely furnished’ owners box at the Somerville Super Stadium in a hurry straight after the hardly contested 2-1 away win against Portsea Aggies, we had our crew follow where he went, which was no mean feat in itself as WozzaNoski’s ‘Pimped-Up’ 2006 Blue Dodge Caliber goes … ‘like a bullet!’ 1 crew member said.. Mr Noski’s destination was to manager essenn of the Pig Hunters’ private residence up in the inner Eastern Suburbs of the city of Melbourne where once inside curtains were closed and the house was switched into darkness, where it is to believed they both went downstairs into the basement where EVIL plans were made of which involved a cunning plan with many various Oceanian figures playing a part.. this took well over 3 hours..
WozzaNoski then departed much more calmly and with a truly EVIL look on his face, a look that was about to inflict much pain on its target!
His next move was back to his own residence for the evening, where he as always, produces The OH Show for many listeners and downloaders from the nation of Oceania and of course many cult followers around HT Global aswell.. Unfortunately we could not tune into this Episode LIVE as there seemed to be a technology breakdown of some sorts either at his end or our end we are not quite sure.. but as we speak we have more of our young crew members listening to the recently uploaded podcast listening intently to hopefully hear some of these nasty plans, and get a feel for what mood Mr Noski was in that evening..
In other news.. we woke up early Monday morning to find WozzaNoski on the charge again, and left his private residence this time in a ‘state of the art’ Chopper (helicopter)! But interestingly, waiting beside the Chopper for his arrival was a few of his EVIL INC players and official.. these were as follows..
Mario Federico del Muto the Club Secretary… Gergely ‘Sniffer’ Kovacs, and freak young wing-backs in Radu ‘Radio’ Oarga, and Elias ‘Sniper’ Leonhard… appropriate nicknames and useful outside talents for such an occasion we thought, so we kept up with the chase and story as best we could…
… but before we do, we should expand on what we know about this extra official and 3 players..
- Mario the Club Secretary is great with numbers and an expert organiser of events with many University degrees in such areas.. we believe he is acting as Mr Noski’s ‘personal aid’ and ‘right hand man’, he is also the main man behind the Clubs accounts and has alot of his own personal funds at his disposal..
- Gergely ‘Sniffer’ Kovacs is the main centre-back for the team but also has a fine nose for certain products.. while never proven, it is rumoured that Gergely is snorting cocaine on a regular basis, but with playing at such low levels, drug tests have never been performed.. Gergely also has many contacts in Europe, especially Hungary, again where other suspicious acts have been occurring..
- Radu ‘Radio’ Oarga is the current ‘Editor’ of The OH Show and has a technology background in communications and software, and again while not proven we believe he is behind a major computer hacking network in south east Asia and Europe..
- Elias ‘Sniper’ Leonhard is the main Set Piece taker at the club and a promising young wingback with a German background, dating back to the ‘Hitler’ days, his other passions are collecting guns and he has been taking regular Sniper lessons of late, of course sponsored by the Royal Australian Defence Force, infact the main Commando’s themselves the famous SAS Troops!
The Chopper that these gentlemen were in, flew off to the Tullamarine Melbourne Airport where a private jet was waiting on the tarmac, during the unloading of this Chopper we managed to get a glimpse of about 10 large black briefcases being handed down a line and into the private jet.. we have reason to believe that these may contain either alot of money or extremely volatile chemicals for making bombs, and damn big bombs too, or worse yet.. both!
Mario the Secretary seemed to be overly cautious about the handling of these pointing and shouting what to do and where to put them and in what fashion.. as this was unfolding we noticed Mr Noski strapped into the front passenger seat of this private jet with arms folded and an EVIL look on his face again, peering off into the distance, right where the end of the runway was, you could just tell he wanted to be away from here and real soon! We managed to stay out of sight in the distant trees and caught all this on tape.
As the jet took off we quickly went to the Air-Marshall’s office to find out where this jet was off to..
he mentioned Perth Airport, in the Australian State of Western Australia.. we put 2 and 2 together for this story and immediately thought of fellow Golden League Manager BrinChaser from the team of Bellevue Barrage, the Air-Marshall piped-up again and mentioned something about an ‘Armoury’ and we said ‘oh dear’ :/ …
2 News reporters were then put on the case from the city of Perth where they tracked back to the home stadium of the Barrage… called ‘The Armoury’, to find both managers in lengthy discussions.. Mr BrinChaser has a long history in weapons, the military and bomb making… and through a slightly open window we could notice Brin opening 1 of those black briefcases and with a big smile on his face and gave a big nod of approval..
Events seemed to be going well thus far for Mr Noski and his EVIL plan for revenge against other European managers in the HTUM Golden League.. Before WozzaNoski left the Armoury, Brin handed him a large piece of rolled up paper, with what seemed to be plans of some description.. we think stadium plans or headquarter plans, or just building plans etc… WozzaNoski quickly looked it over and gave Brin the big thumbs up!
Mr Noski then left immediately in a black bullet proof limousine where again they went straight back to the local Perth Airport and to the private jet, apparently it was being refueled while Mr Noski was away on business with BrinChaser.. so with a ready plane, and plans going well, they took off again but this time flew across Australia again but to Sydney this time… but here we thought… why Sydney???
It wasn’t until it clicked that 1 of the Golden League groups involves another Oceanian manager in Robert_SWS from a club called Rosemeadow Royals… based in a suburban town called Rosemeadow in Sydney.. this could infact be the final member of the Australian Mafia… or is he…???
Waiting on the Sydney tarmac was the great man himself, manager extrordinaire Robert_SWS waiting for Mr Noski to land and greet him.. and in what seemed the briefest meeting of all so far.. WozzaNoski stepped out of the plane and handed Robert a small disk, a USB-drive we believe and an overflowing envelope with a tinge of green popping out as we believe that to be Australian $100 notes… and lots of them.. then a quick handshake and again the plane door was closed and it took off with Robert waving goodbye on the ground… what could possibly be going on here we thought!?…
From their the plane was well and truly away again, but this time we had no idea where they were heading, we tried asking more local Air-Marshall’s without luck in what seems to be an occasion where they have been payed to say nothing…
The following day (Tuesday) the plane touched down at Heathrow Airport London with what seemed to be a media circus gathering at an adjacent tarmac, little did they know that a real story was unfolding right before their eyes! When the plane finally came to a stop just infront of another 3 black bullet proof limousines with a series of tall men wearing dark suits and dark glasses standing by their side..
… out-stepped Elias ‘Sniper’ Leonhard and Secretary Mario.. where they both hopped into 1 of the limo’s and quickly sped away in 1 direction, while almost hitting the standing public on their way out of the Airport area… after questions were asked of the public.. we found out that there seemed to be 2 briefcases inside that limo with also 1 large tripod type tool…. could it be that ‘Sniper’ is now in possession of his tools of the trade which will help complete this revenge!? 1 young woman said they were heading in a north west direction… and fast….!
While the other remaining 2 Limo’s were for WozzaNoski himself and also ‘Radio’ and ‘Sniffer’…
Radio and Sniffer made a v-line straight to the other end of the Heathrow Airport where they boarded another light plane and it’s believed they are heading for Odense (Denmark), home of the Golden League’s MS Odense and manager Hojris.. this pairing seemed much more calm and prepared for their upcoming purpose.. While another local airport employee mentioned seeing 8 briefcases being loaded into that particular limo and he said he got close enough to here a ‘ticking noise’ coming from 1 of the briefcases…! Could it be that a timer has been set..? could it be an explosive?
WozzaNoski’s Limo was driving again in a completely different direction to the others, he was alone other than with his allocated driver, but seemed almost in a ZEN like state of mind, completely at peace… there were no briefcases with Woz though, just what seemed to be an ‘overnight bag’ with them travelling in a south west direction away from Heathrow Airport…
Where is WozzaNoski going exactly…?
What entails for ‘Radio’ and ‘Sniffer’…?
What entails for Mario the Secretary and ‘Sniper’…?”
…. to be continued ….